Worst Jokes Ever
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
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The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
"Balls" got me like: 😂