Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans live on the street?

They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it is seafood.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.

Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.

I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...

It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.

Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.

I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.

From your mom.

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!

OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.

I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

Because he does not know where home is.

Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.

Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!

Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was out-standing.