Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Lie

    • What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

    They both lie over little boys 😂

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    • Emo

    • What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?

    Hitler knows when to kill himself!

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    • Slide

    • Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.

    When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.

    Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"

    Mississippi

    • My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.

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    • Class

    • Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

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