Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
Abortion is not murder; it's canceling a pre-order.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".