Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said, “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?