Worst Jokes Ever
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
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What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.