Worst Jokes Ever

Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

So they could be wanted.

Doom is eternal.

What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?

A snake has a home to go to underground.

Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!

"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"

"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple can trace back its family tree.

Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

Do you want to hear a joke?

You.

Why do orphans play tennis?

So they can be loved.

How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?

By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.

I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.

What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

Why do orphans play baseball?

That’s the only way they can run to home.

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!

You wanna hear a construction joke?

I'm still workin' on it!