Worst Jokes Ever
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Hey, talk to me here!
787 bowing.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.