Worst Jokes Ever
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.