Worst Jokes Ever
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.