Worst Jokes Ever
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!