What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
