Worst Jokes Ever

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I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.

Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."

Students: "Sad"

Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"

Students: "Your parents!"

Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?

They have a history of separating colors.

I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.

When I got to school, I was speechless.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

Q: Why did the student eat his homework?

A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.

I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

Guess the joke.

Your girlfriend.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

My great grandpa killed Hitler.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.