Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"