Worst Jokes Ever
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!