Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Orphanage

    • This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

    Toy

    • Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

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    • Mom

    • You're gay.

    Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.

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    • Shotgun

    • *Shotguns in a nutshell*

    2B: MUST.

    4B: ADD.

    6B: MORE.

    12B: *B A R R E L S*

    *And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*

    Shotgun

    • DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!

    Lancaster: Are you sure about that?

    DB: huh?

    Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!

    DB: WHAT!?

    Penta Barrel: I got 5!

    DB: *insert becoming uncanny*

    Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!

    The others: HOW!?

    *and that's how an argument started.*

    Milk

    • When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."