Worst Jokes Ever

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I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.

Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."

Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom.

I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."

I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."

Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?

Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!

Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?

Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

Why was the rapper always well-dressed?

Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.