Worst Jokes Ever
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
Being mean.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
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Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.