Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells:who the fuck fucked my wife. Everybody silent for a second then the bartender said:mate you ain't got enough bullets
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
No pine, no gain!
You pecan do it!
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
Cashew see I’m nuts about you!?
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
