I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument? Imma cashew outside!
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
