Worst Jokes Ever

I hate my life.

"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."

I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.

Can I get a Hoyah?

I like dicks... sporting goods.

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

What do you call an emo a cappella group?

Self harmony.

Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."

Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.

Real emo: same.

Fake emo: another piece of cake.

What do you call a blind person driving a car?

Died.

Why are bees' hair always sticky?

Because they use a honeycomb...