You are all fucking disgusting!
I got jealous when my phone died.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Why didn't the twin towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
This joke here is the worst.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
what do orphans do after they win a game? Nothing they have no one to play games with.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
