Worst Jokes Ever
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
The girl in the picture has no ass.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.