Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Son: Mom whats dark humor? Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap Son: mom i'm blind Mom: Exactly
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Earth is full. Go home!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
