Worst Jokes Ever
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
I'm back on BIGO Live.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Hi, I like food.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"