Worst Jokes Ever

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.

Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.

Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.

How many thots have I bullied?

Three. The rest are dead.

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

Wiener.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

Russia—the real joke.

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

The first hardest thing. 🍆

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!