Worst Jokes Ever
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!