Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Mommy?
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
The thing my mom birthed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.