I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Worst Jokes Ever
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Landing Greasy Grove.
