Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
"Stop bullying me!"
No.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.