Worst Jokes Ever
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
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"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
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What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.