my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Worst Jokes Ever
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
You are the gayest.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DABDAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB.
If you like penis.
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
Being mean.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
