I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
what can Jump the highest? Emo kids some are still in the air
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
im joe biden's husban
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Mom:lets have an adoption party! Kid:cries Mom:what’s wrong? Kid:IM ADOPTED????
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Make this the most liked comment!
(I'm a girl btw)
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What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
