Worst Jokes Ever
Your mother.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
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This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
This is not even a joke.
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.