When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Pulp is a palindrome.
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Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
