My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
haha joke haha
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Why are orphans bad at baseball
Because they can’t find home plate
