Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Worst Jokes Ever
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Deez
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
