When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Sonic says if your bored go punch a orphan, I mean what are they going to do tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang, the boomerang comes back
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
Yo mama joke.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
when does an emo get jealous at a phone ........................... when it dies
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
