Worst Jokes Ever

Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!

I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

I don't trust trees...they look shady.

What do kidnappers play?

Roblox.

It is not funny about kidnapping.

I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.

A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.

I watch gay porn. :)

LOL

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.

Why are Japanese always so skinny?

Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.

People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't get a home run.

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!

One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."

How to kick a deaf person off the plane:

Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.

Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.

Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.

Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.

Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)

What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?

They can both squirt out their cum.