My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Worst Jokes Ever
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
