Worst Jokes Ever
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Why is the rum gone?
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
Big black ball sacks.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Eat cockroaches.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
God is fake.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.