Worst Jokes Ever
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.