Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Why is he ourple?
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Biggest balls?
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
lollllo.
