Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Dick in my mouth.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!π
Me thinking it's a gift from God: π΄οΈπ
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. πΊ
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Emo
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.