Worst Jokes Ever
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.