Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.