This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
what did we hit i don't know a rock
priests are priest
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking ? The electric wheelchair.
knock knock You:whos there? Urmom
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
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It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
