Worst Jokes Ever

I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

They say people are 75% water.

But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.

You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

Bleach solves so many problems:

Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.

Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.

Your mom is hot.

Why do the police never catch the orphan?

The orphan is not wanted.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.

Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Friend: Why?

Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.