Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Worst Jokes Ever
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
lolo.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
