What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common ? They both charge.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Dick in my mouth
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Why did my brother cross the road ? Because he was looking for his brain
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!π
Me thinking it's a gift from God: π΄οΈπ
Q:What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend
A:he wiped his ass
My dick wants to buy you a beer. πΊ
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits
Like if u meet someone emo
Emo
Why cant orphans eat chips. cause there family sized
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9 but why was 10 scared?beauce it was in the middle of 9 11
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
