Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎