Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
God is fake.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Click the 👍 if you hate school.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."