What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Friend: Wana hear a joke Orphan Friend: Sure
Friend: Parents
other: I dont get it
Friend: and you never will
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?? Because they can’t get a home run
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because there parents can’t buy them one
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
What do you call a opener that doesn't work a can,t opener
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
Why can't you trust the atom cose they make up everything
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why are Americans badar clash Royale
Because they have already lost 2 towers
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other are the other orphans there parents???
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
