Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
Anyone up for some Fortnite?
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
Women need to be in the kitchen.
Gay people would suck at war.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
