Worst Jokes Ever

I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.

I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.

Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To get cooked by KFC.

I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.

I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.

"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.

I'll start: Monokuma.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

They say people are 75% water.

But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.

You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????