Worst Jokes Ever
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
What did Obama ask Trump?
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.