When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Worst Jokes Ever
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Hope this is good!
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
We gate.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
