Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
I only trust people that like big butts
Roses are red foxes are orange I like you butt let me touch it forever
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Why can't an orphan play baseball.
They can't go home
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Cheesus hates me yeah I know cause he's a real douchelord fictional character
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
Lostin Flowers14 days ago What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
i can make a word with those \DICK
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
