Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Worst Jokes Ever
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
