Worst Jokes Ever
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What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Sniffing cocaine?
YES SIRRR!