Worst Jokes Ever
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."