Worst Jokes Ever
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
I'm a rapist.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
F*ck in' the poo.