Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
