Worst Jokes Ever

I bought a book for my blind friend.

I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.

Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.

if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?

A black alien.

Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...

I really need some new parts to my go-kart.

Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.

Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

I love big hot sexy men.

I want your cock in my rock bottom.

What did The Rock say to his dad?

"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"

I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!

The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.

Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!