ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
They say people are 75% water But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population of orphans
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Your mom is hot
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? friend :why? me: because they don't have a mother or fathers day
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water
Their dad never came with the milk
