Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Yo mama was so big she was iceberg that sunk the titanic
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Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
My friend that was in a wheel chair was getting bullied so I said stand up for yourself.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
Avocado. Avocado DEEZ NUTS!
What’s kid amog us? Sugoma DIK!
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
