Worst Jokes Ever
Why does America have more guns than people?
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Like if I'm fine-ish.
Comment if I'm ugly.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.