Worst Jokes Ever

How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

I pregnoot.

Jonah Oglan.

I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."

When do Americans answer their door?

Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙

We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.

Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

What do you call a tall person?

A tall person.

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?

They take in 100's of kids.

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.

What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.

What does the door say to the doorbell?

The door said: "You dingus!"

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.