Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
hey baba girl I have balls you know
you know boys have balls girl's have balls too
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
ex-bf's gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
"Me fa so?"
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
what a magic trick its soo bad
to bad chick
Pls send.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
y do we tell actors to break a leg... because every show has a cast. get it LOL
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want it won't chase you.
What game do emo kids hate the most??? Life
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
