What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
Worst Jokes Ever
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
What's tree plus tree?
Sticks!
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Say "I cup" but in words.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
