The reason why orphans cant play baseball is because they cant find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can Orphans never go on field trips? Because they can’t get a parent signature.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
your mom went to the ocean and the wales said that we are family even tho you are fatter than me
your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
What do rabbits eat for breakfast IHOP
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
why can't orphans go to spelling bee's? because they can't spell home
why do orphans hate smart kids?because the smart kids get there parents attention
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
what did cinderella say when she got to the ball? olgh.....
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Mega-sore-ass
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A-lick-a-lot-of-puss
