I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
Who dislikes my freestyle?
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Like if you think oily men are hot.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
