Worst Jokes Ever
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Technoblade never got a wife.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
2 times 4 equals 18?
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
Like if you're short.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
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What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.