Worst Jokes Ever

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?

"ADDRESS!"

Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.

Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"

"Yeah, I'm taking her home."

He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣

I found your parent!

Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.

What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.

Why does America have more guns than people?

I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get the milk and to get to the dark side.

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who’s there?

Kid: Not your parents.

Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.