Worst Jokes Ever

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

What's the same about a newborn and a football?

You can kick them both very easily.

Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?

"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"

Not a joke?

More like not an existing organism in life.

You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs!

I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.

Rot in hell?

More like nasty-ass thot in a well.

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"

Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?

Slash, boom, bang, snap.

Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.

For I have everyone's IP address.

You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.

It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.

It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.

They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.

Why is Jesus in pieces?

Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.

Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.