Worst Jokes Ever
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.