Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
When you fail art school.
When your plane heads for New York...
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
