Worst Jokes Ever
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
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