Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't go to home plate.

Helen Keller walked into a bar...

And into a table, and into a chair.

What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.

10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.

Orphans don't like "Family Feud."

Where's is the candy, sir???

Over there.

(kid steps in van)

I don't see any candy.

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.

We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.

How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't find home base.

Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.