Worst Jokes Ever
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.
At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
Today my ex got hit by a bus.
I also lost my job as a bus driver.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.