Worst Jokes Ever
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Technoblade never got a wife.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.