Worst Jokes Ever
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.