Worst Jokes Ever
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
2 times 4 equals 18?
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
Like if you're short.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
This is a placeholder. I am a joke.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️